1) Be sure to solve ALL family problems on the holiday… in front of a crowd using accusations if possible.
2) Forget the reason for the season
3) Put the commercial aspects in the foreground and run up as much credit card debt as possible trying to buy love.
4) Spend a lot of time around the family trouble-makers, make sure you are tired and crabby.
5) Shoot your mouth as often as possible judging everyone, don’t think before you speak
6) Carry a report card with you and judge family members harshly
7) Whatever you do, don’t be around children who love the holiday.
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